“I’ll be right back, I’m about to kill the nigga who did it”
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
bouns if you do it as amaizngphil
I want a real one ;D
if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
I never thought that I would make it though high school and now that I have I cant believe it. I wish I could say that I haven’t self harmed in awhile but I am definitely better then I was a year ago. I just hope don’t get bad again.